Hi, kids! So, you did your little Google search and came across my page. That’s so cute. No, seriously. It’s really cute and fucking adorable. OMG! I said a naughty word! Guess what, kids! If you listen to my podcast, I’ll be saying a lot more of them too.
I try to post new podcasts by Sunday nights, but occasionally life gets in the way and I end up being a little late. Plus, I sometimes find myself in the bathroom masturbating furiously to various pictures of quasi-celebrities that I (mistakenly) believe I have a chance with. The last one was Betty White…but I really think that I have a chance with her.